The Real Life Airfix Car

Runs on Air and The Chassis is Glued Together!

Coming to an Indian Forecourt near you.

Forget your toy AirFix models, in India they are making (real?) cars, using glue and fiberglass. Plus an engine which runs on - just Air!

Designed for city commuting, the Aircar maybe one solution to reducing the carbon footprint in developing nations!

Checkout the link for more info.

Wonderpants by David Beckham

Spoof advert for Wonderpants.

Mola Kola Santa

Holidays are coming, Holidays are coming.......



Read more here.

UnOffical Britneys Cover of Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis

This is how it would of sound, if Britney sung it!

Apple's iPhone Design Flaw – The Touch-Screen

Achilles heel: iPhone + Cold Weather + Gloves = No Screen Response

Picture the scenario…It’s just starting to snow, you have got to make a phone call, and you pull out your iPhone from your pocket and press the screen with your gloves – No Response! Yes, you will now have to brave the Frostbite in the tips of your fingers, it’s at this point you wished that there was more than one physical button on your expensive iPhone. Unfortunately (or fortunately for some manufacturers) the iPhone has a unique touch-screen, which relies on the skin of a human finger (not the fingernail) in order to function. Most of the people who purchased the iPhone in the summer may soon start to “feel” the shortcomings of the touch-screen “only approach” as winter draws upon us.

This “eggs in one basket” approach when it comes to operating the phone may prove tricky in the cold. Even keyboard based phones from Nokia, Sony Ericsson and the dual screen/keyboard combo from Windows Mobile Smartphone’s like the Treo can operate without direct skin contact, hell you could operate HTCs new Touch Dual with a pair of chop-sticks!

Still, happily SteveO proclaims the iPhone can withstand temperatures of -20 degrees, which is absolutely fine if your fingers can withstand the -20 degrees as well! Will this Achilles heel in the uber designed iPhone prove a stumbling block when Apple tries to move into new markets in the colder climates like Scandinavia and Siberia?

Unconfirmed reports suggest that putting a condom on one finger over the top of your glove may help, since the conductive rubber will allow the electrical current to flow, Durex have declined to confirm the rumours that they are secretly designing an iDom glove for iPhone users in wintry conditions. Ironically the spoof pictures of the "iPhone’s worst accessory" which have been floating around the internet which everybody thought was hilarious – at the time.

Picturing a black rubber finger glove (follow link here) was not too far from the truth, as that big cheesy smile you’ve got across your face, maybe wiped off when you’re struggling to operate the touch-screen in finger freezing conditions! Rumour has it that apparently Santa Claus (nr North Pole) has had to return his iPhone, as keeping in contact with Mrs Claus in a blizzard was just too painful! For all you Eskimo’s out there, here is a link to some more info on the iPhone’s magical multi touch-screen.

© 2007 Artfool Dodger

Tesco Value Whiskey

Who the hell is going to drink this stuff!
Surely Tesco'w are preying on the vulnerable members of society, with cheap booze!

A Pair of Tits

Blue Tits live in the Country Side.

Smoking License in England

MiB Press Release:
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DoH (Department of Healthcare) announces the start date for the "Smoking License". From Midnight 2nd January 2008 the Smoking License comes into affect, in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. The Smoking License is an Annual License applicable to all Adults (both sexes) over the age of 17 Years and under the age of 85 Years.

The Smoking License covers the legal right for an adult to Smoke in the United Kingdom which automatically covers smokers with compensation from the Tobacco industry for any Smoking related Health Issues. A percentage of revenue from the Smoking License goes towards the TIC (Tobacco Industry Compensation) Scheme which is also self funded by the Tobacco Industry for the assistance of Smokers.

A small amount of money from each packet of cigarettes sold goes towards the TIC scheme, whose members include British American Tobacco Ltd, Gallaher Ltd and Imperial Tobacco Ltd. In addition to contributing to the TIC Scheme, the Smoking License also covers Smokers rights for free access to Regional Independent Hospices with a guarantee to getting a bed if the need arises.

The Annual Smoking License can be obtained and paid for in the same way as you pay the Television License, at all Post Offices, Tobacconist and Newsagents. The current Fee for 2008-09 is £76 for a Cigarette Smoker, £89 for a Cigar Smoker and £95 for a Pot Smoker. Discounts are available for Households which register more than one Smoker at a discount of 15% per Person.

Also announced Today is the implementation of the "Covenant of Life Seal" which was passed into Law by Parliament last Summer. The C of LS Act makes it mandatory for all Tobacco Manufactures who sell in the United kingdom market place to fix and additional plastic seal on every packet of cigarettes sold in the UK. The Seal when broken forfeits the Rights of every Smoker to automatic access to NHS Services attributed to the action or indirect action of Smoking. This will mean that Smokers will no longer get equal access to NHS Services locally or nationally in the UK.

©2007 MiB (Ministry of Information and Bullshit)

Geordie Fraud

Click on the Thumbnail to read this Witty take on the BBC News Page.

Ipod Grope

The 2nd Generation Ipod touch!

Vaporub Girl

MiB Press Release - Blueberry Tongue Outbreak

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MiB Press Release 21:25GMT
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Defra (Department for Ecology, Fishes and Rural Antics) have confirmed a second outbreak of Blueberry Tongue disease discovered circulating 5 miles from the Cornish coast, off the fishing port of Newlyn, UK.

The disease caused by an aquatic viruses spread by plankton B. affects the Gastro-intestinal tract of aquatic creatures, causing a characteristic external blue-purple staining. Local fisherman Bill Foggity reported the first case on Monday evening after returning from a days fishing for Mackerel. Bill said " I w'ere pull'in up some mackes and I saw a strange pair of lips on the'm they w'ere a bluey colour."

Defra have stressed that the disease cannot be passed to humans or pets but urged the public and local community to remain vigilant. Supermarkets, Fishmongers and local Restaurants have been asked to report any thing out of the ordinary with local fish stocks.

Also announced by defra is a 10 nautical mile exclusion zone has been setup stretching from Porthleven to Castallack. Indicating Buoys have been placed around the zone and HMS Serven the Fisheries Protection Vessel is current patrolling the Area and has orders to stop and inspect any aquatic
livestock entering the protection zone.

©2007 MiB (Ministry of Information and Bullshit)

A Sicko

More info on the movie here

Have You Seen him

If you have seen this Man dial 0800-GUAN-BAY


Previous reported sightings in Afghanistan and Iraq, possibly now on route to Iran.

Heroes Season 3

The Third sequal is always going to be a hard act to follow from the First!

4/12/07: Only kidding it will probably be the best season yet!

OMG Kate Moss's Lashes have had a Photoshop Moment

ASA watchdog Bans Kates Moss's advert for Mascara, apparently her face eyes had been touched up to produce amazing "lashes" which were not here own.
Find out more on this story here.
There is no such thing as bad publicity!

Cadburyski Chocolate Bars

Cadburyski Dairy Milk Chocolate Bars coming to a Supermarket near you.
Background here for more information:-)

Protection Racket

You Pay Us Protection Money - Sounds familiar!

Background here for interesting history of the "mob"

Nikki's Sexy Note

Background here for information on colour blindness

Iphone ..y

What no MMS, Yes that's right now your girlfriend won't be able to send you sexy pictures of herself. Great!
Background to the Article on the worlds almost expensive phone brick

Northern Rock.....y

The bank that likes to say ... please can we have some money!

Background to the Article on putting all your eggs in one basket.

First Post

"The Advertisers will be shaking in their boots..."